Golden Schmoes Winners and Nominees (2004)

01

FAVORITE MOVIE OF THE YEAR

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Runner-Up: Kill Bill: V2
The nominees were...
- Kill Bill: V2
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Collateral
- Garden State
- Spider-Man 2
02

WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR

Catwoman
Runner-Up: Garfield
The nominees were...
- Catwoman
- Garfield
- Alien vs Predator
- Van Helsing
- The Village
03

BEST DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR

Quentin Tarantino (Kill Bill: V2)
Runner-Up: Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of...)
The nominees were...
- Quentin Tarantino (Kill Bill: V2)
- Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of...)
- Zach Braff (Garden State)
- Michael Mann (Collateral)
- Martin Scorsese (The Aviator)
04

BEST SCREENPLAY OF THE YEAR

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Runner-Up: The Incredibles
The nominees were...
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- The Incredibles
- Collateral
- Garden State
- Kill Bill: V2
05

MOST OVERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR

The Passion of the Christ
Runner-Up: Fahrenheit 9/11
The nominees were...
- The Passion of the Christ
- Fahrenheit 9/11
- Napoleon Dynamite
- Shrek 2
- Spider-Man 2
06

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR

The Girl Next Door
Runner-Up: The Butterfly Effect
The nominees were...
- The Girl Next Door
- The Butterfly Effect
- The Chronicles of Riddick
- Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
- The Village
07

TRIPPIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Runner-Up: Saw
The nominees were...
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Saw
- The Butterfly Effect
- I Heart Huckabees
- The Machinist
08

BEST COMEDY OF THE YEAR

Shaun of the Dead
Runner-Up: Anchorman
The nominees were...
- Shaun of the Dead
- Anchorman
- Dodgeball
- Napoleon Dynamite
- Team America: World Police
09

BEST HORROR MOVIE OF THE YEAR

Saw
Runner-Up: Shaun of the Dead
The nominees were...
- Saw
- Shaun of the Dead
- Dawn of the Dead
- The Grudge
- Open Water
10

BEST ANIMATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR

The Incredibles
Runner-Up: Shrek 2
The nominees were...
- The Incredibles
- Shrek 2
- The Polar Express
- Shark Tale
- The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
11

BEST SCI-FI MOVIE OF THE YEAR

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Runner-Up: Hellboy
The nominees were...
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Hellboy
- The Butterfly Effect
- I, Robot
- Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
12

BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS OF THE YEAR

Spider-Man 2
Runner-Up: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
The nominees were...
- Spider-Man 2
- Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
- The Day After Tomorrow
- Hellboy
- I, Robot
13

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE YEAR

Alexander
Runner-Up: Alien vs Predator
The nominees were...
- Alexander
- Alien vs Predator
- Troy
- Van Helsing
- The Village
14

BIGGEST SURPRISE OF THE YEAR

Shaun of the Dead
Runner-Up: Garden State
The nominees were...
- Shaun of the Dead
- Garden State
- The Butterfly Effect
- Dawn of the Dead
- Napoleon Dynamite
15

BEST ACTOR OF THE YEAR

Jamie Foxx (Ray)
Runner-Up: Jim Carrey (Eternal Sunshine of ...)
The nominees were...
- Jamie Foxx (Ray)
- Jim Carrey (Eternal Sunshine of ...)
- Tom Cruise (Collateral)
- Leonardo DiCaprio (The Aviator)
- Johnny Depp (Finding Neverland)
16

BEST ACTRESS OF THE YEAR

Uma Thurman (Kill Bill: V2)
Runner-Up: Kate Winslet (Eternal Sunshine of..)
The nominees were...
- Uma Thurman (Kill Bill: V2)
- Kate Winslet (Eternal Sunshine of..)
- Julie Delpy (Before Sunset)
- Bryce Dallas Howard (The Village)
- Natalie Portman (Garden State)
17

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

David Carradine (Kill Bill: V2)
Runner-Up: Jamie Foxx (Collateral)
The nominees were...
- David Carradine (Kill Bill: V2)
- Jamie Foxx (Collateral)
- Thomas Haden Church (Sideways)
- Clive Owen (Closer)
- Peter Sarsgaard (Garden State)
18

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Natalie Portman (Closer)
Runner-Up: Dakota Fanning (Man on Fire)
The nominees were...
- Natalie Portman (Closer)
- Dakota Fanning (Man on Fire)
- Cate Blanchett (The Aviator)
- Darryl Hannah (Kill Bill:V2)
- Virginia Madsen (Sideways)
19

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR

Zach Braff (Garden State)
Runner-Up: Simon Pegg (Shaun of the Dead)
The nominees were...
- Zach Braff (Garden State)
- Simon Pegg (Shaun of the Dead)
- Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite)
- Bryce Dallas Howard (The Village)
- Catalina Sandino Moreno (Maria Full of...)
20

FAVORITE CELEBRITY OF THE YEAR

Johnny Depp
Runner-Up: Will Ferrell
The nominees were...
- Johnny Depp
- Will Ferrell
- Jamie Foxx
- Natalie Portman
- Quentin Tarantino
21

COOLEST CHARACTER OF THE YEAR

Vincent (Collateral)
Runner-Up: Bill (Kill Bill: V2)
The nominees were...
- Vincent (Collateral)
- Bill (Kill Bill: V2)
- Dr. Octopus (Spider-Man 2)
- Hellboy (Hellboy)
- Puss 'n Boots (Shrek 2)
22

BEST MUSIC IN A MOVIE

Kill Bill: Volume 2
Runner-Up: Garden State
The nominees were...
- Kill Bill: Volume 2
- Garden State
- Collateral
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Team America: World Police
23

FAVORITE MOVIE POSTER OF THE YEAR

Saw
Runner-Up: Spider-Man 2
The nominees were...
- Saw
- Spider-Man 2
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Hellboy
- Kill Bill: Volume 2
24

BEST TRAILER OF THE YEAR

Spider-Man 2
Runner-Up: Kill Bill: Volume 2
The nominees were...
- Spider-Man 2
- Kill Bill: Volume 2
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Garden State
- I Heart Huckabees
25

BEST DVD/BLU RAY OF THE YEAR

LOTR: Return of the King (Special Edition)
Runner-Up: Star Wars Trilogy
The nominees were...
- LOTR: Return of the King (Special Edition)
- Star Wars Trilogy
- Clerks X
- Hellboy (Director's Cut)
- Spider-Man 2
26

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE OF THE YEAR

Elevated train sequence (Spider-Man 2)
Runner-Up: The Bride vs Ellie Driver (Kill Bill: V2)
The nominees were...
- Elevated train sequence (Spider-Man 2)
- The Bride vs Ellie Driver (Kill Bill: V2)
- Moscow car chase (The Bourne Supremacy)
- Nightclub shootout (Collateral)
- Hector vs Achilles (Troy)
27

MOST MEMORABLE SCENE IN A MOVIE

The ending (Saw)
Runner-Up: Bride gets buried alive (Kill Bill: V2)
The nominees were...
- The ending (Saw)
- Bride gets buried alive (Kill Bill: V2)
- The newsman rumble (Anchorman)
- Elle Driver vs The Bride (Kill Bill: V2)
- Puppet sex (Team America)
28

BEST T&A OF THE YEAR

Elisha Cuthbert (The Girl Next Door)
Runner-Up: Natalie Portman (Closer)
The nominees were...
- Elisha Cuthbert (The Girl Next Door)
- Natalie Portman (Closer)
- Kate Beckinsale (Van Helsing)
- Angelina Jolie (Taking Lives)
- Lindsay Lohan (Mean Girls)
29

BEST LINE OF THE YEAR

"No, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him." (Collateral)
Runner-Up: "Fuckin' Chuck Norris!" (Dodgeball)
The nominees were...
- "No, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him." (Collateral)
- "Fuckin' Chuck Norris!" (Dodgeball)
- "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says: fool me once..." (Fahrenheit 9/11)
- "You're not a bad person, you're my favorite person but every now and then you can be a real cunt." (Kill Bill: V2)
- "Can I get...any of you cunts...a drink?" (Shaun of the Dead)