Golden Schmoes Winners and Nominees (2003)

01

FAVORITE MOVIE OF THE YEAR

LOTR: Return of the King
Runner-Up: Kill Bill: Volume I
The nominees were...
- LOTR: Return of the King
- Kill Bill: Volume I
- The Last Samurai
- Lost in Translation
- Pirates of the Caribbean
02

WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR

Dumb and Dumberer
Runner-Up: Charlie's Angels 2
The nominees were...
- Dumb and Dumberer
- Charlie's Angels 2
- The Hulk
- League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
- Tomb Raider 2
03

BEST DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR

Peter Jackson (LOTR: Return of the King)
Runner-Up: Quentin Tarantino (Kill Bill: Volume I)
The nominees were...
- Peter Jackson (LOTR: Return of the King)
- Quentin Tarantino (Kill Bill: Volume I)
- Sofia Coppolla (Lost in Translation)
- Clint Eastwood (Mystic River)
- Ed Zwick (The Last Samurai)
04

BEST SCREENPLAY OF THE YEAR

LOTR: Return of the King
Runner-Up: Lost in Translation
The nominees were...
- LOTR: Return of the King
- Lost in Translation
- Identity
- Kill Bill: Volume I
- Mystic River
05

MOST OVERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR

The Matrix sequels
Runner-Up: Bruce Almighty
The nominees were...
- The Matrix sequels
- Bruce Almighty
- Finding Nemo
- Pirates of the Caribbean
- LOTR: Return of the King
06

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR

Identity
Runner-Up: Phone Booth
The nominees were...
- Identity
- Phone Booth
- Daredevil
- The Hulk
- The Matrix Revolutions
07

TRIPPIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR

Kill Bill: Volume I
Runner-Up: Big Fish
The nominees were...
- Kill Bill: Volume I
- Big Fish
- 28 Days Later
- Identity
- May
08

BEST COMEDY OF THE YEAR

Finding Nemo
Runner-Up: Old School
The nominees were...
- Finding Nemo
- Old School
- Bad Santa
- Love Actually
- School of Rock
09

BEST HORROR MOVIE OF THE YEAR

28 Days Later
Runner-Up: Identity
The nominees were...
- 28 Days Later
- Identity
- Freddy vs Jason
- Cabin Fever
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre
10

BEST ANIMATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR

Finding Nemo
Runner-Up: Cowboy Bebop: The Movie
The nominees were...
- Finding Nemo
- Cowboy Bebop: The Movie
- Brother Bear
- Sinbad
- Les Triplettes de Belleville
11

BEST SCI-FI MOVIE OF THE YEAR

X2: X-Men United
Runner-Up: Terminator 3
The nominees were...
- X2: X-Men United
- Terminator 3
- The Hulk
- The Matrix Reloaded
- The Matrix Revolutions
12

BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS OF THE YEAR

LOTR: Return of the King
Runner-Up: The Matrix Revolutions
The nominees were...
- LOTR: Return of the King
- The Matrix Revolutions
- The Matrix Reloaded
- Terminator 3
- X2: X-Men United
13

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE YEAR

Runner-Up: Dreamcatcher
The nominees were...
- The Matrix sequels
- The Hulk
- Dreamcatcher
- League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
14

BIGGEST SURPRISE OF THE YEAR

Pirates of the Caribbean
Runner-Up: 28 Days Later
The nominees were...
- Pirates of the Caribbean
- 28 Days Later
- Freaky Friday
- Identity
- School of Rock
15

BEST ACTOR OF THE YEAR

Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Runner-Up: Bill Murray (Lost in Translation)
The nominees were...
- Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean)
- Bill Murray (Lost in Translation)
- Nicolas Cage (Matchstick Men)
- Tom Cruise (The Last Samurai)
- Sean Penn (Mystic River)
16

BEST ACTRESS OF THE YEAR

Charlize Theron (Monster)
Runner-Up: Uma Thurman (Kill Bill: Volume I)
The nominees were...
- Charlize Theron (Monster)
- Uma Thurman (Kill Bill: Volume I)
- Angela Bettis (May)
- Scarlett Johansson (Lost in Translation)
- Naomi Watts (21 Grams)
17

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Sean Astin (LOTR: Return of the King)
Runner-Up: Johnny Depp (Once Upon a Time in Mexico)
The nominees were...
- Sean Astin (LOTR: Return of the King)
- Johnny Depp (Once Upon a Time in Mexico)
- Benicio Del Toro (21 Grams)
- Tim Robbins (Mystic River)
- Ken Watanabe (The Last Samurai)
18

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Renee Zellweger (Cold Mountain)
Runner-Up: Miranda Otto (LOTR: Return of the King)
The nominees were...
- Renee Zellweger (Cold Mountain)
- Miranda Otto (LOTR: Return of the King)
- Marcia Gay Harden (Mystic River)
- Lucy Lui (Kill Bill: Volume I)
- Alison Lohman (Matchstick Men)
19

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR

Keira Knightley (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Runner-Up: Scarlett Johansson (Lost in Translation)
The nominees were...
- Keira Knightley (Pirates of the Caribbean)
- Scarlett Johansson (Lost in Translation)
- Keisha Castle-Hughes (Whale Rider)
- Cillian Murphy (28 Days Later)
- Ken Watanabe (The Last Samurai)
20

FAVORITE CELEBRITY OF THE YEAR

Johnny Depp
Runner-Up: Keira Knightley
The nominees were...
- Johnny Depp
- Keira Knightley
- Colin Farrell
- Will Ferrell
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
21

COOLEST CHARACTER OF THE YEAR

Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Runner-Up: Aragorn (LOTR: Return of the King)
The nominees were...
- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
- Aragorn (LOTR: Return of the King)
- Agent Sands (Once Upon a Time in Mexico)
- Agent Smith (Matrix sequels)
- The Bride (Kill Bill: Volume I)
22

BEST MUSIC IN A MOVIE

LOTR: Return of the King
Runner-Up: Kill Bill: Volume I
The nominees were...
- LOTR: Return of the King
- Kill Bill: Volume I
- Lost in Translation
- Pirates of the Caribbean
- School of Rock
23

FAVORITE MOVIE POSTER OF THE YEAR

LOTR: Return of the King
Runner-Up: Kill Bill: Volume I
The nominees were...
- LOTR: Return of the King
- Kill Bill: Volume I
- Big Fish
- Freddy vs Jason
- Identity
24

BEST TRAILER OF THE YEAR

LOTR: Return of the King
Runner-Up: Kill Bill: Volume I
The nominees were...
- LOTR: Return of the King
- Kill Bill: Volume I
- The Matrix Reloaded
- The Matrix Revolutions
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre
25

BEST DVD/BLU RAY OF THE YEAR

The Two Towers (Extended Edition)
Runner-Up: Pirates of the Caribbean
The nominees were...
- The Two Towers (Extended Edition)
- Pirates of the Caribbean
- Alien Quadrilogy
- Finding Nemo
- Indiana Jones Set
26

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE OF THE YEAR

Battle of Pelennor Fields (LOTR: Return of the King)
Runner-Up: House of Blue Leaves Fight (Kill Bill: Volume I)
The nominees were...
- Battle of Pelennor Fields (LOTR: Return of the King)
- House of Blue Leaves Fight (Kill Bill: Volume I)
- Freeway chase (The Matrix Reloaded)
- Crane chase (Terminator 3)
- Nightcrawler visits the White House (X2: X-Men United)
27

MOST MEMORABLE SCENE IN A MOVIE

Battle of Pelennor Fields (LOTR: Return of the King)
Runner-Up: Capt. Sparrow arrives to Port (Pirates of the Caribbean)
The nominees were...
- Battle of Pelennor Fields (LOTR: Return of the King)
- Capt. Sparrow arrives to Port (Pirates of the Caribbean)
- End Battle (Freddy vs Jason)
- House of Blue Leaves Fight (Kill Bill: Volume I)
- Goodbye Scene (Lost in Translation)
28

BEST T&A OF THE YEAR

Keira Knightley (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Runner-Up: Monica Bellucci (Matrix sequels)
The nominees were...
- Keira Knightley (Pirates of the Caribbean)
- Monica Bellucci (Matrix sequels)
- Kate Beckinsale (Underworld)
- Jessica Biel (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
- Kristanna Loken (Terminator 3)
29

BEST LINE OF THE YEAR

"But why is the rum gone?" (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Runner-Up: "I'm Buck and I'm here to fuck." (Kill Bill: Volume I)
The nominees were...
- "But why is the rum gone?" (Pirates of the Caribbean)
- "I'm Buck and I'm here to fuck." (Kill Bill: Volume I)
- "Back to you, fuckers!" (Bruce Almighty)
- "Men are going to get killed here today and I'm going to kill them." (Open Range)
- "Talk to the hand." (Terminator 3)